some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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