Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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