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Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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