They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The feeling are messing with the penis
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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