Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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