I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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