my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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