The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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