you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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