I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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