By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
the liver wants what the liver wants
The feeling are messing with the penis
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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