I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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