Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(253): View more from Washington

I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.

(281): View more from Texas

No. Just liquor. Time's no good.

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(914): View more from New York

at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think

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(310): View more from California

What's the address?

(626): View more from California

Too drunk. Just google it.

(310): View more from California

IT'S YOUR HOUSE

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(207): View more from Maine

is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?

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(320): View more from Minnesota

All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.

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