Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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