is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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