the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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