"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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