I didn't shave. On purpose
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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