She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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