hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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