Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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