I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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