I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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