Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
