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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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