i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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