nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
