So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
So vagazzling was a success
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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