If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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