Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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