I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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