i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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