So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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