She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Randomize