okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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