Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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