Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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