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Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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