i would punch a child for taco bell
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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