I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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