My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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