I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
he puts the penis in happiness.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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