my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
