Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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