She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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