with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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