Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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