Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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