just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
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I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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