It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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