It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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