That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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