I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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